On May 21, 2009, at 11:18 AM, A Monkey with a pirate hat wrote:

I hope you got my voice messages because they were hard to spell in an email.

My wrist hurts.

Also, I apologize in advance for the incident to occur on Tuesday, June 2. I’m sure you will like to blame me but I intend to be nowhere near the electrical grid now that I know.

Monkey

On May 21, 2009, at 11:32 AM, Our Beloved Leader replied:

emailTransmission Status: Received

“I hope you got my voice messages…” Status: FAIL. Log: No. I did not receive them.

“My wrist hurts.” Status: Received. Log: Sorry about that. I hope it feels better.

“Also, I apologize in advance…” Status: ERROR. Apology cannot be accepted. Unexpected End of Explanation at “nowhere near the electrical grid now that I know…”

/removing mild curiosity toward cryptic statements…
/cleaning up simulation scenarios of possible input statement implications…
/restoring conversational environment…
/sending message…