President and Geochron

Yes, faithful circus-of-conquest-a-teers, you know this man as Gerald Ford, the 38th president of the United States

But the REAL question who is the man being reflected in the Geochron world clock being handed to him. We’ve done our homework you conspiracy freaks and it’s quite clear to us that this man is none other than John Titor TIME TRAVELER AT LARGE. Why do we know that? Think about it: Do you really think the technology of the United States was capable of developing an instrument that simultaneously shows time and displays the extent of daylight and darkness throughout the world? According to our research, a Geochron can also display where the sun is rising, where it will set and can indicate the current season everywhere in the world. That seems pretty far-fetched for the pre-personal-computer era of the 1970s. Don’t believe us?

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