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	<title>The Monkeytronic Circus of Conquest</title>
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		<title>My Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rwarner</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Say what you will about me, my life is very exciting.]]></description>
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		<title>A New Year and He&#8217;s Already At It Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asshole</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven days in and we finally get around to it.  Yeah, yeah, quick your complaining!  Do you have any idea how hard it is to find that many communist twins to pose for an oil painting?]]></description>
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		<title>Cut your hair!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asshole</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Numquid tonsorem, times? Si pudor est, desine]]></description>
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		<title>Hit on women the 20th century way!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We know it's been a while since we updated this crap.  And we know some of you were on the verge of tears about it. (Babies.)  So here's something to keep you going. (You little babies.)]]></description>
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		<title>Usability is a Stupid Word</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeytroniccircusofconquest.com/circus/of/science/usability-is-a-stupid-word</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asshole</dc:creator>
		
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