This morning I woke up really bright and early and the first thing that I thought of was “I should write in my blog!” So I walked over to the desk here and pulled out my keyboard and hit the space bar to wake the computer up while I said, “Good morning, computer!” And then I waited… and waited… waited… and then the computer woke up, as if to say, “Why are you waking me up, fathead!?”

But I ignored the computer—it’s not a morning person—and launched my web browser and waited… and I waited… and I turned my keyboard over to get some gunk out of it and shook it a lot. I was wondering where that rabbit’s foot had gotten to! And the browser had started, so I clicked on my blog bookmark and the computer woke the modem up and it went, “Eeeeeeooooooorr grrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr shhhhhhhhh ping ping!” And I don’t speak modem or I would have said whatever back. And then my blog came up and I typed and typed and typed and done! 10:00! Time for work. Bye!